ppauly:

“Who’s that cartoon guy on your phone background?” and other spooky stories to tell in the dark

et-in-arkadia:

anactualbear:

xjohndeeregirlx:

Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

oh my god oh my god

things to do:

1. goat shopping

rosewash:

royal-barbies:

ღ rosy blog ღ

rosy posts here ♡

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

pizza:

fishy-the-fish:

canadianslut:

ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller

I’m a girl…

see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg