“Who’s that cartoon guy on your phone background?” and other spooky stories to tell in the dark
Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
oh my god oh my god
things to do:
- goat shopping
THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
I’m a girl…
see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg