epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
starllex: shanami: starllex: I’m hungry. Hello hungry.
mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
neon-vagina: sexhalants: Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
cyberthug13: cyberthug13: I am giving away my penis. I mean my URL. Penis. You must be following me because I am deleting my Bloge.follow it. Also must reblog. I will announce the winner next year. Also you must be following me. I am deleting. Follow me You must be following me
claydols: damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
nyozeka: aligra-mace: nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys? are you okay
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
slurpeenis: world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours